Serenity's Corner : Let's Laugh!! XD : Fave Jokes

Let's have a moment of laughter


(Source: Reader's Digest 06-2009)


1) A guy goes to his doctor's office and says, "Give it to me straight. I know I'm sick. How long do I have?"

The doctor says, "Ten..."

"Ten what?" asks the patient. "Years? Months?"

"Nine... eight..."



2) Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing
and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and dials 911.

"I think my friend is dead!" he yells. "What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, "Okay, now what?"

thaNks for the laugh LOL (love it, love it) :halakhak:

now what???

wallah..

:halakhak: :roll:

good!!!

seven.. six .. five ... four ... three... two.... Tiguk na siya hahahahha

one zero...



now what? siguro call ng 911?

nice joke heheheh