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sheryl ann
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-22 Reputation : 29
| Subject: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Sun Jan 27 2008, 16:29 | |
| EMPLOYEES WASH GENITALS SIGN . . . A THING OF BEAUTY . . . DESPERATE FOR LOVE . . . | |
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sheryl ann
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-22 Reputation : 29
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Ailou
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-21 Reputation : 129
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Sun Jan 27 2008, 17:31 | |
| Yung anaconda mataba yung tyan ,may kinain yata wahhhhhh | |
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Ailou
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-21 Reputation : 129
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Sun Jan 27 2008, 18:48 | |
| :grinny: mgkamukha nga hehehe,mas mganda pa yata ung face ng aso,nyahhhh | |
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Jhoanna
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-20 Reputation : 49
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Mon Jan 28 2008, 06:13 | |
| oo nga sis ms cute pa ung mga aso kesa sa mga amo!!! :halakhak: | |
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Jhoanna
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-20 Reputation : 49
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Mon Jan 28 2008, 06:16 | |
| katakot nman ung ahas... :freak: | |
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Ailou
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-21 Reputation : 129
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Ailou
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-21 Reputation : 129
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Tue Jan 29 2008, 11:55 | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Tue Jan 29 2008, 12:38 | |
| Cute nman ng mga aso :lol!: |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Tue Jan 29 2008, 12:42 | |
| Katuwa nman yong FREE ROBOT SEX daw pano kaya makipag sex yon hehehe,napa2ghalatang malibog :blablabla: |
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sheryl ann
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-22 Reputation : 29
| Subject: hehehehe Tue Jan 29 2008, 14:10 | |
| :grinny: :grinny: :grinny: Mr. and Misis | Misis: Hoy, Tumigil ka na sa pag inom ng Beer, masyado kang magastos.
Mister: Ikaw, make-up mo ang magastos!
Mrs: Nagpapaganda ako para sa iyo.
Mister: Ako umiinom naman para gumanda ka!
| zodiac sign | isang mgcouple ng uusap sa tabing dagat....
girl: hon ano zodiac sign mo? boy: (nagisip dahil bobo) ikw muna hon girl: akin cancer boy: akin nman ulcer =) |
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sheryl ann
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-22 Reputation : 29
| Subject: romantic acronyms Tue Jan 29 2008, 14:16 | |
| <H2>Romantic Acronyms
H.O.L.L.A.N.D Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. I Trust And Love You.
L.I.B.Y.A. Love Is Beautiful; You Also.
F.R.A.N.C.E. Friendships Remain And Never Can End.
C.H.I.N.A. Come Here.. I Need Affection.
B.U.R.M.A. Between Us, Remember Me Always.
I.N.D.I.A. I Nearly Died In Adoration.
K.E.N.Y.A. Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing.
C.A.N.A.D.A. Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction
K.O.R.E.A. Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
E.G.Y.P.T. Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
R.U.S.S.I.A. Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always.
M.A.N.I.L.A. May All Nights Inspire Love Always.
B.A.L.I.W.A.G. Beauty And Love I Will Always Give.
M.A.L.A.B.O.N. May A Lasting Affair Be Ours Now.
I.M.U.S. I Miss U, Sweetheart.
P.A.S.I.G. Please Always Say I'm Gorgeous.
C.E.B.U. Change Everything... But Us.
P.E.R.U. Porget Everyone... Remember Us.
P.A.R.A.N.A.Q.U.E. Please Always Remain Adorable, Nice And Quiet Under Ecstacy.
T.O.N.D.O. Tonight's Our Night, Dearest One.
P.A.S.A.Y. Pretty And Sexy Are You.
Y.E.M.E.N. 'Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.
M.A.R.L.B.O.R.O. Men Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only.
J.A.P.A.N Jump And Play All Night
P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. Pumping Hot.. I Love It! Please Please.. I Need Erotic Stimulation!
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promdi
Pare1: pre me joke ako! Pare2: sige anu yun? Pare1: ilan ang liter ng coke? Pare2: Eh di isa lng! Pare1: mali! apat! Pare2: huh? paano? bakit? Pare1: liter C liter O liter K liter E, di ba, edi apat, hehehe, eto pa, anung mas malaki sa city?? Pare2: huh? sige anu? Pare1: eh di UTSU! hehehe eto last, anung tagalog ng street? Pare2: anu?? Pare1: eh di diritsu!! get it get it!
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Ailou
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-21 Reputation : 129
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Ailou
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-21 Reputation : 129
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Tue Jan 29 2008, 14:40 | |
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Jhoanna
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-20 Reputation : 49
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Jhoanna
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-20 Reputation : 49
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Wed Jan 30 2008, 05:26 | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Wed Jan 30 2008, 08:42 | |
| :grinny: kaloka ulcer..bobo nga..!! |
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rona
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-27 Reputation : 0
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Wed Jan 30 2008, 09:27 | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Wed Jan 30 2008, 09:33 | |
| :halakhak: nakatawa naman to sis.lalong lalo na yung bisaya :halakhak: thanks sis |
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sheryl ann
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-22 Reputation : 29
| Subject: laughter naman dyan !!! Wed Jan 30 2008, 10:15 | |
| Manang Mana | Anak: Itay, pinagalitan ako ng Teacher ko!
Tatay: Bakit?
Anak: Hinalikan ko po ang Classmate ko.
Tatay: Itong anak ko, manang-mana sa akin. Hehehe. Eh, masarap din ba?
Anak: Opo, Pogi po siya.
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Donasyon sa Simbahan | Pari: Ang gustong magbigay ng donasyon sa simbahan, tumayo pagtugtog ng organ. Sige tugtog na.
Organista: Father, ano po ang tutugtugin ko?
Pari: Pambansang Awit.
Katapusan Na |
Lumindol ng malakas noon. Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic!
Sigaw ng isang lalaki: "Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"
Sumagot ang isa rin lalaki: "Tanga! Akinse pa lang ngayon"!
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Dowry/Nuptial Presents |
Isang Pinoy ang nagtayo ng Company sa isang bansa sa Asia. Makalipas ang apat na buwan, dumalo siya sa party ng Ambassador. Doon sa Embassy, nakita niya ang napakagandang Secretary ng Amb. Sabay ligaw agad ang Pinoy. Tradition dito sa bansa, pag nanligaw ka, magbibigay ka ng dowry/nuptial presents para makapag-asawa ka. Sasabihin agad ng babae kung ano ang gusto niya.
Babae: 1st dowry, bigyan mo ako ng 14 carat gold wedding band at 72 carat diamond ring. Tumawag ang Pinoy sa cell phone at sinabi sa kaniyang Accountant ang kailangan. Sabi ng Accountant, walang problema. Naisip ng Secretary na 'easy' lang pala ang unang request kaya't tataasan niya ang susunod na dowry.
Babae: 2nd dowry, magpatayo ka ng 60 acre mansion sa New York at 40 acre summer home in France. Tinawag ng Pinoy ang kaniyang Broker sa NY at France. Sagot ng mga Broker, wala rin problema.
Babae: 3rd dowry pakakasal lang ako kung 10 inches ang "ari" mo! Dahil dito, biglang namutla ang Pinoy at hindi makapag-salita agad.
Babae: Akala mo, kaya mong lahat ang dowry ko. Wala ka pala ibubuga tungkol doon sa ari mo!
Pinoy: Sorry po, maski na masakit, ipapaputol ko na rin ang ari ko sa haba na 10 inches long!
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: laughter naman dyan !!!(Sheryl's Joke corner) Wed Jan 30 2008, 10:23 | |
| :halakhak: bading pla ang anak |
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Ailou
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-21 Reputation : 129
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