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PostSubject: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeTue Jan 22 2008, 21:19
Welcome SOGO Hotel to Room 258!
Unlimited Sex Sevice will be available anytime.
Please maintain condom, pills and towel while enrolled in this service.
Withdrawal is not allowed.



It’s just 6 inches long, pero ito’y hahanapin mo kapag natikman.
Habang matigas, masarap sipsipin ang katas… ng ICE CANDY!
Ingat po sa tulo. Malagkit!



A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po.
NITRATES are higher than day rates!"




NANAY: Walang hiya kang anak! Hindi mo na kami binigyan ng kahihiyan?! Buntis ka?!
ANAK NA DALAGA: Opo, Inay…
NANAY: Sino ang may gawa niyan?!
ANAK NG DALAGA: Inay, project po ito tungkol sa Miracle of Life.
NANAY: Putragis! Kahit ba sinong Poncio Pilato ang bumuntis sa ‘yo, ipakukulong ko! Sabihin mo kung sino!
ANAK NA DALAGA: Inay… marami po, eh. Group project po kasi.



Anong sinasabi ng magaling na secretary sa boss niya?
A: "Magandang umaga Sir!"
Mas magaling na secretary?: "Umaga na Sir!"
Pinakamagaling na secretary?: "Maga na Sir!!!!"



Isang araw sumakay ng Bus si Lola
Konduktor: Lola psensiya na po kc puno na! Payag po ba kyo ng Patayo?
Lola: Tinamaan ka ng Lintek kung inabot mo lang ang kabataan ko, kahit patuwad payag ako :P



inay: hoy! Totoo bang nagpunta ka sa isang gay bar?!
anak: opo..
inay: anong nakita mo dun na hindi mo dapat makita?!
anak:uhm...
si itay po! Ang landi! Tumitili pa! Hahahaa :lol!:
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeWed Jan 23 2008, 07:07
hehehe kakatawa yung chemistry teacher :bounce:
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeWed Jan 23 2008, 13:52
:lol!: :D
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeWed Jan 23 2008, 14:37
hahaha..galing sis :lol: :lol nakaka wla ng stress :P
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeSat Jan 26 2008, 19:42
:halakhak: ka2baliw nman yong tatay daw ang landi tumitili pa :lol!:
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeWed Jan 30 2008, 05:40
clap sis don ako natuwa sa group project group hug
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeWed Jan 30 2008, 09:26
nice joke! lots of laugh lots of laugh lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeSat Feb 09 2008, 17:04
:grinny:
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeFri Feb 15 2008, 20:07
rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh sumasakit tiyan ko sa kakatawa sis hanep sa Group Project ha ska sa GAY BAR rolling 4 laugh :lol!:
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeSat Feb 16 2008, 18:48
rolling 4 laugh lots of laugh rolling 4 laugh galing2x
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeSun Feb 17 2008, 11:27
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeMon Feb 18 2008, 06:11
hello sis! what a joke talaga rolling 4 laugh :grinny:
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PostSubject: FAMOUS PINOY LINES...   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeThu Mar 13 2008, 09:32
Ang Sarap ulit ulitin basahin kasi nakakatawa...




"Pinapaikot mo lang ako
Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang
patayin mo na lang ako"
-electric fan

"hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos"
-winnie the pooh

"Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sa iyo.Pero
patuloy ang pag-iwas mo"
-ipis

"Hala! Sige magpakasasa ka!
Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo."
-hipon

"Ayoko na! Pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit!
Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?"
-gasolina

"Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako'y sa iyo.
Ayaw ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako
itanggi.."
-utot

"Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa-pasahan, pagod na pagod
na ako."
-Bola

"You never know what you have till you lose it.
And once you lose it, you can never get it back"
-snatcher

"Hindi lahat ng pink, KIKAY!"
-majinboo

"Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka.
Mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa?
Bakit palipat-lipat ka?
-TV

"Hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c"
-kili kili

Pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako!
-libag

"Anung kasalanan ko sa iyo? Iniwan mo na lang akong duguan."
-Napkin

"Huwag mo na akong bilugin."
-kulangot

"Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo?"
-Lego

"Punyetang buhay ito! Itlog! Itlog! Araw-araw na lang itlog!"
-Brief

"Wala naman akong ginawa sa kanya! Hindi na nga ako gumalaw dito.Ako na nga
yun natapakan, siya pa yung galit. Bakit ganun?"
-Tae

"Sige kalimutan mo ako para malaman ng iba ang baho mo!"
-deodorant

"Hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng i-donate."
-regla

"Hindi lahat ng hinog, matamis."
-pigsa

"Bakit ba pati ako, binibigyan nyo ng malisya? Ano ba ang kasalanan ko?!"
- Talong


"Hindi lahat ng malakas, super hero!"
- Putok

"Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y
iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka!"
- Popcorn


"Kahit papaano, gusto ko din ng exposure!"
- Singit


"Kapag ang katawan mo'y nag-iinit, lagi na lang ako ang hinahanap mo.
Maya't maya mo akong ginagamit at pinapagod. Hindi ka na naawa!"
- Aircon


"Pagod na akong humawak ng balls mo! Pagod narin ako sa
pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!!"
- Christmas Tree


"Ako lang ang makakapagpadugo ng ilong ni Manny Pacquiao!"
- English

"Alam kong sa tingin mo, masaya ako! Pero bakit kayo ganyan?! Sa
tuwing wala na kayong masabi, ako na lang ang ginagamit nyo! Pagod na pagod ako sa pagngiti!"
- Smiley

"Bakit ayaw nyo pa rin sa akin kahit sosyal at maganda ako? Dahil ba
mas sweet ang iba?".
- Fruitcake


"Panakip butas mo lang pala ako!".
- Panty





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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeThu Mar 13 2008, 10:01
panty oo nga panakip ng butas sya sis rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeThu Mar 13 2008, 10:40
thanks for sharing sis lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeThu Mar 13 2008, 10:50
natawa ako sa singit :halakhak:
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeThu Mar 13 2008, 19:26
kakatawa si kilikili...
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeSat Apr 05 2008, 15:23
thanks sis sori tlga..ha..
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeWed Apr 16 2008, 05:21
ang gara naman ng tatay tumitili pala hahaha!! nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeWed Apr 16 2008, 13:42
nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeWed Apr 16 2008, 16:58
hustler yta c lola lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Men Are Better Friends Than Women   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeTue May 06 2008, 11:24
Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband
that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's
10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10
best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two
claimed that he was still there.
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeTue May 06 2008, 17:09
may pagkakaisa.. lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeTue May 06 2008, 18:03
nyahhh nyahhh pero 4 me mas gus2 ko ka barkadas mga lalaki.. chili chili
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PostSubject: Re: GREEN JOKES   GREEN JOKES Icon_minitimeTue May 06 2008, 18:39
nagtatakipan talaga sila nyahhh
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