There was this couple that had been
married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband
always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this
was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of
this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband
was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a
vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one.
She went completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the
eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain
the kids."
Subject: Sex in the dark 
Wed Jun 18 2008, 15:54
patay si wifey,ba't pa kasi niya switch on ang lights 
