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katya
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 |  Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes)  Sat May 03 2008, 17:32 | |
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Ayeshah
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sat May 03 2008, 18:08 | |
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barbz
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sun May 04 2008, 07:56 | |
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tiagong_akyat
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| | Subject: New appointed muslims in gov’t: Sun May 04 2008, 15:38 | |
| New appointed muslims in gov’t:
Finance – abu Nadu
justice – abu Gadu
PNP – Abu Sadu
AFP – Abu Ridu
DSWD – Abu Luy
agri – Abu Noh
health – Abu Lariu
customs – Abu Tan u | |
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Ailou
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sun May 04 2008, 17:57 | |
| - frimafacie2 wrote:
- New appointed muslims in gov’t:
Finance – abu Nadu
justice – abu Gadu
PNP – Abu Sadu
AFP – Abu Ridu
DSWD – Abu Luy
agri – Abu Noh
health – Abu Lariu
customs – Abu Tan u  c brod dami alam! | |
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Ayeshah
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barbz
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Mon May 05 2008, 19:43 | |
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daryll
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daryll
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Mon May 12 2008, 07:00 | |
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daryll
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sheryl ann
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Mon May 12 2008, 13:36 | |
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jgwapito
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Mon May 12 2008, 14:18 | |
| hahahaha.. baka naman mahilig lang sa breast milk si Ninong kaya nadede hahaha  | |
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Ayeshah
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Tue May 13 2008, 10:08 | |
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yuichitsu17
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Tue May 13 2008, 18:16 | |
| :rolling:  :rolling:  | |
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tiagong_akyat
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Date Joined : 2008-03-18
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| | Subject: GRO Thu May 15 2008, 16:48 | |
| LOLO: ang tagal ko nang wala sex. GRO: kya pala para kang si spiderman. LOLO: (nagyayabang) malapot ba masyado? Hehehe! GRO: hindi! May agiw na ang singit mo! | |
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margarita
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Fri May 16 2008, 22:04 | |
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margarita
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Fri May 16 2008, 22:07 | |
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margarita
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TGP
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sat May 17 2008, 04:34 | |
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TGP
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sat May 17 2008, 04:36 | |
| nice joke san ba makakahire ng yayang nangangagat ng tea tea | |
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tiagong_akyat
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| | Subject: punishment Sat May 17 2008, 10:20 | |
| A Filipino, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime
they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of
you one wish before your whipping."
The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to
be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also
led away whimpering loudly.
The Filipino was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from one of most beautiful part
of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For
this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Filipino
replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.
Filipino smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!! | |
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