These seem too ridiculous to be true, but really funny nonetheless.
Questions and answers during the 2009 Miss Philippine Tourism Contestheld at Manila Hotel... Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines ?
Contestant : Bocaue.
Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines ?
Why Bocaue?
Contestant: Because it's a magnificent place.
Host : Which part of Bocaue?
Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.
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Host : What is your best feature?
Contestant : My graduation picture and also my baby picture.
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Host : What is you favorite motto?
Contestant : If others can't, why can't I!
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Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
Contestant : Please come back or you shall return.
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Host : What is your typical day?
Contestant : I think Saturday po!
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Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how
would you do it?'
Contestant : That is a very good and easy question but is hard to
answer. He! He! He!
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Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
Contestant : My edge? I'm 21 years old, Sir!
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Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
Contestant: Thirty-five.
Host: Why 35?
Contestant: Because you are already old enough not to make any
mistakes.
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Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
Contestant: I am now 18, plus 10... I'll be 28!
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Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
Contestant : Drugs!
Host : Why?
Contestant: Kasi it is very expensive na, Sir!
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Host : What is the essence of a woman posing nude in magazines?
Contestant : Girls should be proud because when she is naked it is pleasing and essential to men's eyes!
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Host : What makes you blush?
Contestant: I don't blush because I have a dark complexion.
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Subject: 2009 Miss Philippine Tourism Contest 
Sun Sep 13 2009, 16:32
Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
