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Ailou
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Date Joined : 2008-01-21
Reputation : 129
 |  Subject: Tawa Naman Diyan Mga Friends!!  Fri Aug 29 2008, 18:15 | |
| Bata : Takot ako bunot ipin!
Doktor: Wag ka takot bigyan kita gamot, pangpatapang!... inom gamot
Doktor: O tapang ka na?
Bata: Sige galawin mo ipin ko! Babasagin ko bungo mo!!!
Sino mas kawawa yung taong iniwan ng mahal nya o yung taong nagmamahal ng walang gusto sa kanya?
Pareho lang di ba? Pero mas kawawa yung taong...bihis na bihis na
tapos...hindi naman pala kasama!?! 
Prospective Employer to Applicant:
"So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant:
The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
Women are physically stronger than men.
Why? Because women can carry two mountains at a time while men can carry only two eggs... Take Note, with the help of a bird pa!
Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa elevator
Gorio: Magkano ibabayad natin?
Andoy: Inosente! bugok! bakit ka magbabayad eh wala pa nga tayong tiket!
A Husband came home 4AM and saw his wife in bed with another man
(his wife shouted at him)
Wife: "Where have you been?"
Husband: "Who is that man??"
Wife: "Grabe ka! Dont change the topic!"
American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:
American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!
Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul.
Bigo ka ba sa luv? eto mga gud partner
Kuba: Mapagkumbaba
Pilay: Hindi ka tatakbuhan
Bulag: walang paki sa looks mo
Pipi: Hindi nagbibitiw ng bad words
Duling: Hindi ka hahayaang mag isa!
Ama: Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!
BF: May asawa na po ako!
Ama: Pano 'to?
BF: Areglo na lang po... 2M pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl
Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?
Sabi Airforce: "No Guts No Glory!"
Sabi Marines: "No Retreat No Surrender!"
Sabi Army: "No Pain, No Gain!"
Security Guards: "No I.D. No Entry!"
A mental patient is singing while lying on a hospital bed.
After a song dumapa sya. The nurse asked...
"O, bakit ka bumaliktad?"
he answered: "Adik ka ba?! Side B na kaya!"
Nun: I was raped... what shall i do?
Mother Superior: Here, take this calamansi.
Nun: Will this ease the pain?
Mother Superior: Sipsipin mo ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo, gaga!!!
Parishioner:Father bakit may nakasampay na daster,
bra at panty sa may kumbento? May asawa ka?
Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay!
Tumatanggap ako ng labada!
Sayings to live by:
1. Birds of the same feather are the same birds
2. Do not do unto others what you can't do
3. An apple a day is not an apple at night
4. When the cat is away the mouse is alone
5. If others can do it, don't help
6. Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you mine
7. Early to bed and early to rise makes you sleepy in the afternoon
Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa operasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat lahat... I LOVE YOU!
Wife: Tumigil ka! Wala pang namamatay sa TULI!
Paano humamon ng AWAY ang...
BULAG?: Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!
DULING?: Isa Isa Lang! para patas ang Laban!
PILAY?: Patay kung Patay! Walang Takbuhan! | |
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john alforque
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Date Joined : 2008-06-23
Reputation : 4
| | Subject: Re: Tawa Naman Diyan Mga Friends!! Fri Aug 29 2008, 19:00 | |
| mag asawa nag aaway!
misis : luko-luko ka!
mister: luka-luka ka rin!
misis: walang pinag aralan!
mister: ikaw din hanggang grade 3 lang !
misis : tanga, unggoy, walang trabaho, balasubas!
mister : ganun ka rin!
misis : di ka tuli ! supot ka!
mister: (medyo pabulong) wag mong lakasan!
magkumpare
lantot : pre, nagkasigawan kami ng asawa ko kanina...
dansiot : ah ganun ba? ano naman pinag awayan nyo?
lantot : andaming tao pre, nakakahiya sinigawan ba naman ako ng...." magsaing ka na !!!!!"
dansiot : eh di napahiya ka! ano naman sinabi mo sa misis mo!
lantot : eh di ano pa nga ba pre, kundi sinigawan ko rin sya sa maraming tao.
dansiot : pahiya rin sya! ano naman sabi mo?
lantot : sinigawan ko rin... sabi ko " ilang takal !"
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daryll
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bhono
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Date Joined : 2008-08-31
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| | Subject: Re: Tawa Naman Diyan Mga Friends!! Sun Sep 14 2008, 15:30 | |
| A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died." "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died." "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband." "He died of a broken neck." "A broken neck?" "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms." cenxa n kng korny... | |
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tiagong_akyat
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Date Joined : 2008-03-18
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| | Subject: Re: Tawa Naman Diyan Mga Friends!! Mon Sep 15 2008, 16:05 | |
| magkumpare lantot : pre, nagkasigawan kami ng asawa ko kanina... dansiot : ah ganun ba? ano naman pinag awayan nyo? lantot : andaming tao pre, nakakahiya sinigawan ba naman ako ng...." magsaing ka na !!!!!" dansiot : eh di napahiya ka! ano naman sinabi mo sa misis mo! lantot : eh di ano pa nga ba pre, kundi sinigawan ko rin sya sa maraming tao. dansiot : pahiya rin sya! ano naman sabi mo? lantot : sinigawan ko rin... sabi ko " ilang takal !" under... | |
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zenyaika
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| | Subject: Re: Tawa Naman Diyan Mga Friends!! Tue Sep 16 2008, 06:33 | |
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Ailou
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Asia Jhen
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| | Subject: Re: Tawa Naman Diyan Mga Friends!! Wed Oct 01 2008, 12:48 | |
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tiagong_akyat
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| | Subject: Re: Tawa Naman Diyan Mga Friends!! Wed Oct 01 2008, 16:26 | |
| Ama: Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo! BF: May asawa na po ako! Ama: Pano 'to? BF: Areglo na lang po... 2M pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha? gusto talaga yumaman.. | |
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Ailou
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Date Joined : 2008-01-21
Reputation : 129
| | Subject: Re: Tawa Naman Diyan Mga Friends!! Wed Oct 01 2008, 16:55 | |
| - tiagong_akyat wrote:
- Ama: Buntis anak ko, panagutan mo!
BF: May asawa na po ako!
Ama: Pano 'to?
BF: Areglo na lang po... 2M pag Boy, 2.5M pag Girl
Ama: Ok, pero pag nakunan. GIB HER ANADER CHANS ha?
gusto talaga yumaman.. PEDRO: Miss, pabili nga ng bolpen.
MISS: Sorry po sir, wala po kaming bolpen.
{Inis na lumabas si Pedro sa tindahan.}
PEDRO: My God! Penshoppe walang bolpen! Haller!
Husband: Malamig na sinangag, matabang na kape, maalat na sabaw, paano ka ba naman gaganahan nito??
Wife: maasim na itlog, malambot na titi, malaking tiyan, kala mo ba ginaganahan ako??!!! Tse!!!! | |
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thnx po.
