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zenyaika
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 |  Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes)  Wed Apr 16 2008, 12:19 | |
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katya
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tiagong_akyat
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| | Subject: lolo at lola Thu Apr 17 2008, 16:22 | |
| Lola:make love tyo! Lolo: sandali lang kukunin kong condom ko, Lola: gago, nde na ko mabubuntis! Lolo: alam ko pero me rayuma titi ko d pwede mabasa!!
Lola alam mo honey pag katabi kita at nag aalmusal tyo , nag iinit p rin ako..Lolo: pnung nde ka magi init eh naka laylay dede mo sa kape!!! | |
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che
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che
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che
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Fri Apr 18 2008, 15:27 | |
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katya
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Fri Apr 18 2008, 15:47 | |
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sat Apr 19 2008, 04:58 | |
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sat Apr 19 2008, 05:01 | |
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barbz
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Ailou
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sat Apr 19 2008, 14:37 | |
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Sat Apr 19 2008, 15:05 | |
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Mon Apr 21 2008, 00:03 | |
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Jhoanna
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Date Joined : 2008-01-20
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Mon Apr 21 2008, 13:01 | |
| yari si daddy at yaya kay mommy!  | |
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Jhoanna
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Mon Apr 21 2008, 13:22 | |
| lokolokong lolo, bnastos c lola! ganun ba kahaba boobs at aabot sa kape!? | |
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tiagong_akyat
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| | Subject: tawa lang Mon Apr 21 2008, 16:09 | |
| A Filipino, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol
which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime
they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: "It's
my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of
you one wish before your whipping."
The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to
be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also
led away whimpering loudly.
The Filipino was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the
Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from one of most beautiful part
of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For
this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," the Filipino
replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also
very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it.
"And what is your second wish, ?" the Sheik asked.
Filipino smiled and said, "Tie the Pakistani to my back" !!! | |
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Mon Apr 21 2008, 22:15 | |
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barbz
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Ayeshah
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Tue Apr 22 2008, 07:59 | |
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tiagong_akyat
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| | Subject: secret ni mrs Tue Apr 22 2008, 16:21 | |
| Mrs ano secret nyo at sexy pa kyo despite mraming kids? Mrs: ice tea & honey sa umaga, green tea & honey sa tanghali at syempre tea-tea ni honey sa gabi. | |
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sheryl ann
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Tue Apr 22 2008, 17:57 | |
| naku hindi ako kasali sa mga seksi dahil siksik ako sa laman mga sistah na maliit ang bewang paano nga bah maging sexy tulad nyo | |
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zenyaika
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barbz
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Wed Apr 23 2008, 08:07 | |
| tea_tea ni honey..  bakit di ako sexy  | |
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sheryl ann
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| | Subject: Re: tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes) Wed Apr 23 2008, 10:04 | |
| anung ginagawa sa tea iniinum lang bah ? | |
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