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PostSubject: mOrE jOkEs..... :D   Sat Jul 25 2009, 18:35

Tunnel of Love

Magkasintahan nag-uusap habang nakasakay sila sa isang tren
na naglilibot sa ibat-biang states ng amerika....

LALAKE: “Kung alam ko lang napakahaba noong tunnel na dinaanan nati kanina, eh di snana hinalikan kita.”

BABAE (nagtataka): “Ibig mong sabihin hindi ikaw yung kahalikan ko kanina?”

lots of laugh lots of laugh lots of laugh

Tatlong Madre

May 3 madre na pumunta sa palengke para bumili ng gulay.

Madre Juana: magkano po sa talong?
Tindera: apat po sa sampung piso..
Madre Juanita: Sobra ng isa dahil tatlo lang tayo.
Madre Juaning: Sige na sister, bilhin na natin. Iyong isa ulam na lang natin... praying

Tindera: ohhhh


lots of laugh lots of laugh lots of laugh

Nice house

PINOY EMPLOYEE: Boss, can not report to work. Am sick.

BOSS: When I’m sick, I have s*x w/ my wife, try it.

2 hours later, Pinoy phones back.

PINOY: “It worked, boss! Am ok now. You got a nice house!”

BOSS: cry

lots of laugh lots of laugh lots of laugh


Oh, dear!

In a field educational trip:

Teacher: Robert, what do you call? (pointing to a deer in the zoo)

Robert: Ewan ko po, mam.

Teacher: What does your mom call your dad?

Robert: tarantad* ba tawag diyan mam?


lots of laugh lots of laugh lots of laugh

Car lovers

3 babae nagkukuwentuhan ng kanilang love lives.

Babae1: Asawa ko, parang Rolls Royce – madulas at magara.

Babae2: Asawa ko parang Porsche – mabilis at mapuwersa.

Babae3: Asawa ko parang lumang dyipni. Kailangan pang itulak ng kamay, pagkatapos sakyan kaagad habang umaandar.

lots of laugh lots of laugh lots of laugh

Ang pusa at ang kuting

Namamasyal sa park ang mag-amang Caloy at ang 3 taong gulang na anak nang may dumaan na mag-inang pusa.

Caloy: Uy, look anak. Anong tawag doon (sabay turo sa inang pusa).

Anak: Puta (bulol pa kasing magsalita)

Caloy: Anak, pusa hindi puta. Don’t say bad words, ok? O sige, ulitin natin. Anong tawag doon (sabay turo naman sa kuting).

Anak: (Mayabang at nakangiti pang sumagot) Anak ng puta.

lots of laugh lots of laugh lots of laugh

Am I pretty or ugly?

“Am I pretty or ugly?” tanong ng naglalambing misis sa kanyang mister.

“Both” sagot ng mister.

“Ano ang ibig mong sabihin na both?”

“Ang ibig kong sabihin, you’re pretty ugly.”


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