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PostSubject: Camel Sex   Wed Jun 17 2009, 21:02

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.

He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have Molly The Camel."

The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges", so the camel can stay "

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

"No not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
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PostSubject: Re: Camel Sex   Thu Jun 18 2009, 07:47

wahahahaha sira ulong kapitan

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PostSubject: Re: Camel Sex   Thu Jun 18 2009, 15:23

nice one bro.............baliw na captian so funny
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PostSubject: Re: Camel Sex   Fri Jun 19 2009, 13:47

dancing yukkizzzzzzz si captain waaaaaaaaaaaaaa sick
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PostSubject: Re: Camel Sex   Sat Jun 20 2009, 20:29

:roll: ayan napapala ni kapitan hindi kasi nagtatanong muna kung ano gagawin sa camel rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Camel Sex   Sun Jun 21 2009, 04:35

pilyangcutie wrote:
dancing yukkizzzzzzz si captain waaaaaaaaaaaaaa sick
welcome sa konek pinoy forum family klasmyt james... lots of laugh
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