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RINGO STARR
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PostSubject: Dont forget....   Thu Apr 30 2009, 10:56

“FUTURE FAMILY”. sa lahat ng lalaki read this…this could save your life.
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and
I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me … it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when
she was near anyone else.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to her
sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a
word. She said, "I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test…..we couldn’t ask for better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.
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PostSubject: Re: Dont forget....   Thu Apr 30 2009, 11:11

hahahaha nakalimutan lang pala ang condom
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RINGO STARR
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PostSubject: Re: Dont forget....   Thu May 07 2009, 13:45

lesson para sa mga lalaki hehehehehe
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PostSubject: Re: Dont forget....   Fri May 08 2009, 12:14

thanks tongue/dila

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PostSubject: Re: Dont forget....   Fri May 08 2009, 16:47

hahahaha! mabuti nalang nasa car pa ang condom kasi kung nasa bulsa lang niya eh di malamang umakyat na agad ang mokong sa kwarto rolling 4 laugh

paniguradong bagsak siya sa test tongue/dila
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PostSubject: Re: Dont forget....   Thu May 14 2009, 16:08

tol pano kung walang car si lalake?
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PostSubject: Re: Dont forget....   Fri May 15 2009, 14:01

nice bro, hehe i want it yun pla ang magandang paraan pra makapasa sa pag subok,ngayon alam ko na ok smiley ok smiley ok smiley ASS
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RINGO STARR
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PostSubject: Re: Dont forget....   Sun May 17 2009, 18:39

palaboy wrote:
tol pano kung walang car si lalake?
pwede sa bicyle na lang muna tol siguradohin mo lang na walang aso baka makain ang condom mo hehehe
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