stryke
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Date Joined : 2008-11-19
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 |  Subject: kun ano ano lang  Tue Mar 24 2009, 11:12 | |
| A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Rocky said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Rocky to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren.
Love
Your daughter, Riya
PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer...
I love you! | |
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stryke
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Date Joined : 2008-11-19
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| | Subject: Re: kun ano ano lang Tue Mar 24 2009, 11:25 | |
| 1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
12. "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein | |
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stryke
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Date Joined : 2008-11-19
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| | Subject: Re: kun ano ano lang Fri Mar 27 2009, 08:12 | |
| THE BANANA TEST
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a lion
a chimpanzee
a giraffe
and a squirrel
who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Giraffe = you're unrealistic.
Lion = you're not honest.
Chimpanzee = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS. | |
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RINGO STARR
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Date Joined : 2008-07-21
Reputation : 39
| | Subject: Re: kun ano ano lang Tue Apr 07 2009, 15:31 | |
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daryll
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Date Joined : 2008-01-29
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| | Subject: Re: kun ano ano lang Fri May 08 2009, 16:55 | |
| - RINGO STARR wrote:
- sino kaya nanalo?
walang nanalo kasi wala namang banana sa coconut tree kaya malamang hindi tuloy yong contest  | |
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RINGO STARR
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Date Joined : 2008-07-21
Reputation : 39
| | Subject: Re: kun ano ano lang Mon May 11 2009, 16:52 | |
| sakit ng mata ko sa kakabasa hehehehe akala ko may paligsahan | |
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