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PostSubject: BELIEVE   Thu Jan 01 2009, 14:36

An atheist at sea is thrown overboard into shark-infested waters. He struggles to swim back to his boat but a very hungry shark is already hurtling toward him. He’s scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the Great White open, revealing its teeth in horrific splendor, the atheist screams: “Oh God! Save me!” In an instant, time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The voice of God booms as the man lays motionless in the water. “Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?” Confused and panicked, the atheist replies: “Well, that’s true I don’t believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?” “As you wish,” the Lord replies. The beam of light disappears and the man find himself about to be attacked by the shark again. As the atheist stares in horror at his imminent death, the shark suddenly stops and pulls back. The Great White closes its eyes, bows its head, and says: “Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive…”



joke originally posted in FHM web site.
thanks to FHM.com.ph
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PostSubject: Re: BELIEVE   Fri Jan 16 2009, 21:19

rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh lots of laugh buti pa yung shark may Faith kay God. lots of laugh thnx 4 sharing bro.
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PostSubject: Re: BELIEVE   Mon Jan 26 2009, 14:12

akala ko nmn aalis na ang shark! rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: BELIEVE   Mon Jan 26 2009, 14:23

so funny :roll: :roll: mas malakas palang magdasal yung shark at nagpasalamat pa :roll:
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