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+22***JESSICA*** oking Lady_Spy metalheadph john alforque bhono sweetche182000 mirajay jgwapito zenyaika STAR Asia Jhen marijo_lovesu pr3tty_me meanne bong Jhoanna sheryl ann RINGO STARR Ailou MUDZ andrew4378 26 posters |
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jgwapito
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-04-27 Reputation : 5
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Tue Apr 13 2010, 18:06 | |
| nyhahahhaha,..oks ang mga jokes ah | |
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
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lany
Gender : Date Joined : 2010-03-24 Reputation : 3
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marijo_lovesu
Gender : Date Joined : 2009-01-04 Reputation : 29
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Sat May 01 2010, 03:35 | |
| - andrew4378 wrote:
salamat hehehehh, text mo ako pag pupunta ka, lagi ako sa field ngayon, me nirerenovate kaming hotel sa quezon city. pag weekends bc naman sa bahay hehehehe, invite ko kayo sa blessing .....................nyahhhhhhhh ganun bah..... geh mga tauhan muh nalang kainuman kow hehehhe | |
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Mon May 16 2011, 09:11 | |
| Ang Alamat ng WAKA-WAKA.
Noong unang panahon,sina Pedro at Juan ay gumagawa ng homework sa Geography. Nainis si Pedro kasi hindi makita ni Juan ang Africa sa mapa.
P: (kinukuha ang mapa) Amin na, mina. J: Eh eh, wag ka wag ka, eh eh. P: Amin na, mina.Sa kalewa. J: Alam na, Ah ah. P: Amin na, mina. J: Eh eh. Wag ka, wag ka. Eh eh. P: Amin na, mina, sa kalewa. coz this is africa.
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Mon May 16 2011, 09:12 | |
| Umuwi ng bahay si Pedrito
PEDRITO: Nanay! Pinapatawag ka sa Principal s Office!
NANAY: Bakit?! May ginawa ka na namang katarantaduhan?!
PEDRITO: Ako ba?! Baka ikaw?! Ikaw ang ipinapatawag, di ba?! isip isip naman dyan.
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Mon May 16 2011, 09:16 | |
| sa pediatrician..
pedia : you like apple thats why you named your daughter apple ayt?
mom1 : yes doc..
pedia : you like sweets thats why you named your daughter candy ayt?
mom2 : yes doc!
mom3 : DICK, tara na, baka kung ano pa masabi ng hay*p na doktora na to..dali!
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Mon May 16 2011, 09:26 | |
| babaeng pasyent: Doc bakit po pag bumibili ako ng softdrink at umiinum ako, sumasakit ang aking tiyan? Pero pag may nagbibigay, sakin at naglilibre ng softdrink at iniinum ko di naman sumasakit.
Doctor : Iha ayon sa resulta ng chek up, maninipis na ang iyong bituka,... pero ang mukha mo makapal...
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Mon May 16 2011, 09:35 | |
| Most of these Japanese words are adopted by Filipino language.
I'm warning you - makikitamo
Where are we going? - San-batayo?
Stewardees - Oto-san
Is this your car? - Otomoto?
This is my car - Otokoto
Sugar daddy/mommy - Otooto
Is this your property? - Arimoto?
Yes, this is my property - Arikoto
Is this yours? - Sayobato or sayoto?
Is this mine? - Sakinbatu
This is mine - Sakinitu
Can I have it? - Akinato?
You can have it - Sayonato
Can we have it? - Saminato?
You can have it - Sanyonato (plural)
You haven't washed your face - Mimutamatamo
You're so thin! - Kitanabutomo
We saw each other - Kitakami
We had reunion - Kitakitakami
Have a drink before you go - Tomakamuna
That was my assumption - Inakarako
Let's go! - Bachinatayo!
We will boycott the election - Dikamiboboto
Underarm odor - Kirikiripawa
Are you oppressed? - Minamatakaba?
I give up - Sukonako
Ouch! - Araiku!
What life is this - Hainaku
I'm going to leave you - Sawanakosayo
Just take it! - Sayonarang!
Skeleton - purobuto
You look like your mom - kamukamumamamu
You look like your dad - kamukamupapamu
Ugly - kamukamu or kamukanya
Pretty or handsome - kamukaku
Full of monkey - kamukanyo
Are you nervous? - kakabakabakaba?
Are you a loyal customer? - sukikaba?
Later - sakana
I surrender - sukunako
Just surrender - sukukanakasi
Remember? - naaararamo?
I remember - naaararako
Go and work! - ararona!
Can you see? - kitamoba?
I told you - nakitamo?
Let's go to your place - sanyotayo | |
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Tue May 17 2011, 14:16 | |
| location ( tatalon,quezon city )along quezon avenue...
drayber:may tatalon ba dito?
pasahero:hindi po ako tatalon!!! bababa lang po ako... | |
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Fri May 20 2011, 13:46 | |
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Fri May 20 2011, 13:48 | |
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Fri May 20 2011, 14:42 | |
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Ailou
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-01-21 Reputation : 129
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Mon May 23 2011, 23:10 | |
| - andrew4378 wrote:
- Umuwi ng bahay si Pedrito
PEDRITO: Nanay! Pinapatawag ka sa Principal s Office!
NANAY: Bakit?! May ginawa ka na namang katarantaduhan?!
PEDRITO: Ako ba?! Baka ikaw?! Ikaw ang ipinapatawag, di ba?! isip isip naman dyan.
oo nga nman! | |
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Thu Jun 23 2011, 18:02 | |
| Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.
Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?
Babae : ( Nagsalita habang nakayuko ) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.
Judge : Anong pruyba mo?
Babae : ( Nakayuko pa rin ) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang mukha ko.
Judge : Ikaw Mister bakit mo ginawa yun?
Mister : No comment your Honor. Just see for yourself.
Misis: (Nagalit at ihinarap ang mukha sa Judge ) See bastos talaga ang taong yan.
Judge : (Habang nakatingin kay Misis. ) Annulment petition granted. Ikaw naman lalaki, bakit ngayon ka lang nagfile ng annulment? Ang tiyaga mo.
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Thu Jun 23 2011, 18:03 | |
| Isang gabi may bata nanunungkit ng prutas.
Kumanta sya:
"Mahal kita mahal kita, hindi to bola"
Kumanta rin ang kapre:
"Itlog ko yan itlog ko yan, hindi yan bunga"
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Thu Jun 23 2011, 18:05 | |
| Tatlong pasahero sa bus ang walang magawa kaya nagkuwentuhan na lang sila.
Sabi ng bisaya. "Nagsex kami ni mrs noong isang gabi at apat na beses kami nagtalik. Sa umaga, pinagluto ako ng fried chicken at sinangag. Sabi niya, "SARAP MO!"
Sabi ng muslim. "Noong isang gabi, nagsex kami ni mrs ng 6 na beses. Sa umaga, nagluto siya ng danggit at maiinit na kanin para sa akin. Sabi niya "MALAKAS KA TALAGA!"
Yon ilokano, walang imik. Tanong nila, "Ilan beses ba kayo nagsex ng mrs mo?" Ang sagot "Minsan lang". Sabi ng dalawa "Kuripot mo talaga! Isa lang! Ano sabi ng mrs mo sa umaga?"
Sagot ng ilokano, "MAHAL, TAMA NA! MAGLULUTO PA AKO NG AGAHAN!"
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Thu Jun 23 2011, 18:29 | |
| Pasahero: Boss jollibee.
Driver: Di ako si jollibee.
Pasahero: Hindi. magkano sa jollibee? ...... Driver: Depende sa value meal
Pasahero: Pucha! Magkano ho pamasahe sa jollibee?
Driver: Ang alam ko po walang masahista dun.
Pasahero: Anak ng!! Magkano ibabayad ko hanggang jollibee?
Driver: Ay lampas na ho tayo. | |
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Wed May 02 2012, 06:25 | |
| boy: sana ako na lng iphone, ipod or ipad mo...
girl: bakit? para lge kitang kasama?
boy: Hindi, para malaro mo yung Angry Bird ko
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Wed May 02 2012, 06:37 | |
| Ano raw pagkakaiba ng Mandurukot sa Politiko?
Ang Mandurukot nanakaw muna tsaka tatakbo....
Ang Politiko tatakbo muna tsaka nanakaw.... :)
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Wed May 02 2012, 06:51 | |
| Teacher & Juan
Teacher : Juan panu mu nagawa na ma perfect ang exam mo ha ??
Juan : biLib kna nman skin ma'am?? Mata ko pa lng gnamit ko jan ha ? panu pa kaya kng pati Utak ko na ..
Anong pangarap mo?
TEACHER;DANIEL ANUNG PANGARAP MO SA BUHAY MO?? DANIEL;MAGING DOKTOR PO MAKATULONG SA KAPWA PO,,,,, TEACHER; GOOD,,,,,IKAW JUAN?? JUAN; MAGING NURSE PO PARA MATULUNGAN ANG KAPWA POH TEACHER; IKAW PEDRO??? PEDRO; UHMMMMM,,,,,GUSTO KONG MAGING KAPWA!
Problem Solved
Sa Classroom teacher: who can solve this problem? :
3x5- 4x9/10 x6=?
class: ( walang imik lahat ) teacher : Juan go to the blackboard and solve the problem . . . Juan: (tumayo at pumunta sa unahan): (kinuha ang eraser at binura lahat): yan ma’am problem solved!
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andrew4378
Gender : Date Joined : 2008-12-28 Reputation : 1
| Subject: Re: delayed ng isang buwan Fri May 04 2012, 12:48 | |
| Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ (Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. Question: How can you say so? Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Legislator. Question: How can you say so? Ms Taiwan: Doing nothing but using an ugly mouth. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like toothpicks. Question: How can you say so? Ms China: Because it slides in and out smoothly. (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
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marijo_lovesu
Gender : Date Joined : 2009-01-04 Reputation : 29
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raven
Gender : Date Joined : 2011-10-18 Reputation : 25
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alia
Gender : Date Joined : 2011-09-07 Reputation : 24
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