yhanzki
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Date Joined : 2008-08-17
Reputation : 23
 |  Subject: HUSBAND WANTED!  Mon Dec 22 2008, 23:52 | |
| A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
Must be in my age group (70's) Must not beat me. Must not run around on me. And must still be good in bed! All applicants please apply in person.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs!"
The old man smiled; "therefore I cannot run around on you!" She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again, the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. Are you still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"  | |
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palaboy
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Date Joined : 2008-08-10
Reputation : 17
| | Subject: Re: HUSBAND WANTED! Tue Dec 23 2008, 03:48 | |
| mouhahahahahaha astig ka lolo!!!  | |
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Asia Jhen
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Date Joined : 2008-02-06
Reputation : 6
| | Subject: Re: HUSBAND WANTED! Tue Dec 23 2008, 20:42 | |
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RINGO STARR
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Date Joined : 2008-07-21
Reputation : 39
| | Subject: Re: HUSBAND WANTED! Wed Dec 24 2008, 12:25 | |
| be careful what you wish at mag kakatotoo talaga iyon heehehehehe | |
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Jhoanna
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Date Joined : 2008-01-20
Reputation : 49
| | Subject: Re: HUSBAND WANTED! Mon Dec 29 2008, 13:26 | |
| grabe naman haba non! naabot ung doorbell! | |
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pr3tty_me
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Date Joined : 2008-11-10
Reputation : 16
| | Subject: Re: HUSBAND WANTED! Tue Jan 20 2009, 06:01 | |
| haba naman nun.. sulit na kahit wala arma and legs multi-tasking naman pl ang ano nya.. | |
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