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PostSubject: This is funny...   Tue Oct 07 2008, 15:23

> > TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
> > STUDENT: Seven.
> > TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
> > STUDENT: Nine.
> > TEACHER: That's impossible.
> > STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
> > BILLY             : No, I'm Billy Anderson.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
> > STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
> > TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?  STUDENT:
> > Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep
>yours.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> > TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
> > TOMMY  : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> > HAROLD  : Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
> > TEACHER : Of course not.
> > HAROLD  : Good, because I didn't do my homework.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > TEACHER: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
> > JOHN   : I hope you didn't either.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > GARY   : I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
> > TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > MOTHER : Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
> > JUNIOR : Because of absence.
> > MOTHER : You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
> > JUNIOR : No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > SILVIA  : Dad, can you write in the dark?
> > FATHER  : I think so. What do you want me  to write?
> > SYLVIA  : Your name on this report card.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> > TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
> > FATHER : What's that?
> > TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
> > SAMMY  : You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
> > JOSE           : Don't bite any.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
> > ELLEN  : I is...
> > TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
> > ELLEN  : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
> > MAX
> > : The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before
> > detail.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > MOTHER : Why on earth did you swallow the money I gave you?
> > JUNIOR : You said it was my lunch money.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > TEACHER: If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get?
> > SASHA  : A new bike.
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another,
> > how many dollars would you  have?
> > VINCENT: One dollar.
> > TEACHER: (sadly)You don't know your arithmetic.
> > VINCENT: (sadly)You don't know my father
> >
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the
> > other, what would  I have?
> > CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
> >
> > ----------------------------------------------------
> >
> > BOY : Isn't the principal a dummy!
> > GIRL: Say, do you know who I am?
> > BOY : No.
> > GIRL: I'm the principal's daughter.
> > BOY : And do you know who I am?
> > GIRL: No.
> > BOY : Thank goodness!
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PostSubject: Re: This is funny...   Tue Oct 07 2008, 16:11

> > TEACHER: Max, use "defeat," "defense," and "detail" in a sentence.
> > MAX
> > : The rabbit cut across the field, and defeat went over defense before
> > detail.


kulit nito nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: This is funny...   Tue Oct 07 2008, 17:15

rolling 4 laugh

SILVIA : Dad, can you write in the dark?
> > FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
> > SYLVIA : Your name on this report card.

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PostSubject: Re: This is funny...   Tue Oct 07 2008, 17:51

reporter : mr. president ano po ang masasabi nyo tungkol sa peace and order sa ngayon.
erap : ahhh sa batangas ngayon maraming huli ang isda at marami din naman ang umo-order.
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