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PostSubject: tawa time   Mon Aug 18 2008, 16:40

TEACHER: panget ng name mo, Conrado Domingo! In short, CONDOM...
PUPIL: ok lang po ma'am! Pero mas pangit sa husband ninyo - Supronio
Potenciano.. . In short, SUPOT!


REPORTER: Tita Cory, kung buhay si Ninoy ngayon, baka pangulo na siya.
CORY: Naka bilanggo siguro.
REPORTER: bakit naman po?
CORY: baka napatay na niya si Kris...


JUDGE: isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord,
swindler at bugaw! Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: meron po...Pulis po si ako...


Dalawang UNANO galing motel:
UNANO 1: Pare, hindi ko nagalaw date ko kagabi,..... buti pa kayo, dinig
ko
humihiyaw ka ng '1,2,3 ummph!!'
UNANO 2: Gago! Hindi ko kasi MAAKYAT ang kama...


BETH: halata na ang tiyan mo. Bakit hindi pa kayo papakasal ng BF mo?
MARIA: ayaw ng pamilya niya eh.
BETH: sino may ayaw, Tatay o Nanay?
MARIA: yung misis niya.


Ano ang saging na mataba?.... Saba
Ano ang saging na maliit?..... ,,Senorita
Ano ang saging na SINUSUBO pati balat?..... It begins with T.
Esep-esep... .. Sirit na?......... ....... Eh di Turon...

Young lady to the new parish priest:
LADY: Father, ang cute mo, bakit pumayag kang magpari?
PRIEST: Ayaw kasi pumayag ni mama na mag-MADRE ako!

Erap bumps a foreigner... ..
Erap: sorry!!!
Foreigner: sorry too!!
Erap: I'm sorry 3!!!
Foreigner: What your sorry for??
Erap: sorry 5!!!
Foreigner: sorry, your sick!!
Erap: Sorry 7.. kala yata nito hindi ako marunong magbilang ah...

Mr: Pag namatay ka, isusulat ko sa nitso mo, 'Malamig noong buhay, mas
malamig noong namatay!'
Mrs: Ah, ganon ba? Sa nitso mo naman ilalagay ko, 'Sa wakas, tumigas
din!!!'

Guro: Ano ang dapat gawin kapag lumilindol??
Pepito: Buksan po ang ilaw!!!
Guro: Bakit?
Pepito: Kasi po sa kubo naming madalas lumindol pag gabi na, pero
pagnag-switch ako ng ilaw biglang natigil.

Erap: Sumuko na kayo!...
MILF: Hindi kami susuko hangga't hindi mo naiispell ang 'SURRENDER'
Erap: Tangina nyo!!!..... Tuloy ang laban!

A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy, blonde student,... 'What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly,.... 'Ma'am, sa motel po..... NIGHT RATES are
higher
than day rates!'


WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife DREAMING in the middle of the night suddenly shouts,....
'Quick, My husband is back!'
Man gets up, jumps out the window and REALIZES,... ...
'Damn!... I AM the husband!'

Ang pagmamahal ay hindi inaasahan... .
Dumarating nang biglaan.
Magugulat ka na lang minsan....
Pag bumili ka sa tindahan,...
P1.50 na pala ang isang Boy Bawang...
Ang bilis MAGMAHAL!!!. ...o di ba?


Kaloy: Anong pulutan n'yo kahapon, sa birthday mo?
Ramon: Pata!
Kaloy: Wow! Anong klaseng pata?
Ramon: PATAgalan ng kuwento!


Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! 'Yan din ang pangarap niya!
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PostSubject: Re: tawa time   Mon Aug 18 2008, 17:12

Erap: Sumuko na kayo!...
MILF: Hindi kami susuko hangga't hindi mo naiispell ang 'SURRENDER'
Erap: Tangina nyo!!!..... Tuloy ang laban!



nyahhh oo nga mahihirapan pa si erap sa pag spelling eh kaya ipagpapatuloy nalang ang laban rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: tawa time   Mon Aug 18 2008, 17:35

WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife DREAMING in the middle of the night suddenly shouts,....
'Quick, My husband is back!'
Man gets up, jumps out the window and REALIZES,... ...
'Damn!... I AM the husband!'


hehe ang kulit nito pamatay ang joke... nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: tawa time   Mon Aug 18 2008, 19:03

ok smiley galeng
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PostSubject: Re: tawa time   Tue Aug 19 2008, 07:59

goodpost nyahhh nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: tawa time   Tue Aug 19 2008, 09:21

daleng tlaga ni ERAP! laging bida sa joke!

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PostSubject: Re: tawa time   Fri Aug 29 2008, 06:54

nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: tawa time   Fri Aug 29 2008, 07:08

nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh goodpost
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