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PostSubject: Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-US President   Wed Jul 02 2008, 04:33

Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-US President

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended
relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2
Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a
Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries are generally intimidated by eating with their
fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will
they put the Last Supper picture?

6. The White House walls is not big enough to hold a giant wooden
spoon and fork set.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".

4. Secret Service staff are uncomfortable driving the Presidential
car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having
the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines for every
White House room.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN
US PRESIDENT IS....

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-US President   Wed Jul 02 2008, 11:13

nyahhh oo nga no... malabo ngang maging presidente ang Fil-Am sa America...

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-US President   Wed Jul 02 2008, 15:38

cnbi mo pa subrang bigat talaga ang balikbayan box.kung pwde nga lang dalhin sa pinas lahat ng mabibili sa US. lots of laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-US President   Wed Jul 02 2008, 15:59

nyahhh baka nga lahat pa ng gamit sa White House ilagay din sa malaking box ibabagahe para sa mga kapamilya sa pinas rolling 4 laugh
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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-US President   Wed Jul 02 2008, 16:33

Malamang lahat ng kamag anak ipetition,patirahin sa White House rolling 4 laugh

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PostSubject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Why There Won't Be a Filipino-US President   Thu Jul 03 2008, 01:48

nyahhh onli pinoys lang ba yan rolling 4 laugh
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