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PostSubject: si Inday..   Sun May 25 2008, 17:29

Hindi ko alam kung napost na ito dito.. enjoy reading.. :)


Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang
katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amoأ€آ

Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto,
maglaba,
magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat
ng
ito?

Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management
with
the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will
contribute
significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity,
productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can
offer will boost the work progress.

Amo: [nosebleed]

Ma'am : inday bakit ang kinis ng balat mo? ano ginagamit mong sabon?
yung
may kalamansi o yung papaya soap?
Inday: no ma'am, only belo touches my skin.. who touches yours?

(si ma'am nag walk-out!!)


Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.


Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?

Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the
boy's
cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Amo: eh bakit may rashes si junior ?

Inday:"Allergens triggered the immune response. Eosinophilic migration
occurs to the reaction site and release of chemotactic and
anaphylotoxin
including histamine and ostaglandins. These substance results to
increase
circulation to the site promoting redness."

Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka... would
you
please purchase many fishes for our this week's meals?

Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of
fish.
The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes
a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled
creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road
to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not?
Frozen or just right smack the day's catch? (Pauses) Aaah... by manner
of
careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold's
quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the
staple "galewng-gowng". Am I correct?

Amo: Leche!

Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!

Sa Palengke...

Inday: "La vida no es una broma actualmente. El dinero es tan duro de
pasar. Puede usted bajar el precio parci mi? Soy ya su compradora avido
diario por favor?

Tindera: (nahimatay)

Amo: bakit eto lang ang sukli?

Inday: " higher stock index and the low flow of investment triggered
the
inflation of prices, thus, the purchasing power of peso is weak.."

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]

Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.

Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property
damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to
be
inflicted upon you!

Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]


Inday: "Bloody hell!!! What the f*ck did just landed on my cutie top? I
mean I've spent all day just to make myself look fabulous. I think I'll
have this eewy thing removed in a whip wham of time!"

- reaction ni Inday nung natalsikan sya ng mantika habang nagluluto ng
tilapia


Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.

Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?

Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the
increased
amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and
those
actions are irreversible. I do apologize.

Amo: [nosebleed na naman]bakit walang "kangkong" ang sinigang?

Inday: "Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this
Filipino
delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic
process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods,
the
harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market."

Amo: bakit nasunog ang sinaing?

Inday: "Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best
conductor
of heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the
scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as
the
taste."

Amo: [Nagsuka na ng dugo]

- baon ni Junior sa daycare na inihanda ni Inday
*Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar serve with milagrosa
rice (red variety) and apricot sauce
*Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive olive
*Lychee and peach salad with sour cream cheese topped with lemon zests


Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principalأ€™s office
dahil
di
makapunta ang amo at donya.

Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.

Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I
can
only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because they suck!

Principal: [nag resign]

Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.

Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!

Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking
havoc
to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that
the
gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was
heading
for.

Amo: [nosebleed ulit]

Habang nililinis ang bakuran, lumapit ang katulong ng kabilang bahay
para
makipagtsismisan.

Inday: (Sabay tanging makipagtsismisan) " Much as i want to indulge in
the
proliferation of such indecent & malicious information, i want to lift
the
stigma & alleviate society's perception of our profession.."

Katulong: [tuliro sabay ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Pagkatapos maglinis, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis
si
Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?

Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons
but
because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
Leaving
can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you
for
doing so.

Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]

Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!

Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

Donya: [hinimatay]


Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng
kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.

Dodong: " Im not ######ly good looking but have a sense of humor. Im
not
breathtakingly intelligent but im relatively witty. Im not insanely
rich
but im fairly kind. Im just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition
of
meeting your acquaintance....so.....HI!"

Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable
statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.


Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday.

"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the
downpour
of rain should've made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have
for
you, cannot be simply washed way. The multiplicity of what I feel for
you
is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance."

- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang
boyfriend
niya.

Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke
Dodong.

Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the
provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you.
We
have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each
other
because the upper household dismissed my petition!"

Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any
affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting
to
expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation.
Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from
myself"


Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.

Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you
thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the
one
you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.

Inday (sabi ke Basurero):"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house
would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"


Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.

Amo: [nahimatay]

Isang gabi...si Inday di makatulog dahil nahohomesick...

"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why,
for
some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that
niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I
was
made separated from..."

Naisipan nyang sulatan ang nanay nya...

"Dear Mom,

Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed moment
ago.
Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he
had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his
shabily run academe. Oh such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never lot
being
a governess can be such a strenuous employ.

Your daughter,
Inday"

Di naglaon, may natanggap syang sulat galing sa tatay nya.

"Dear Inday,

Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang
ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!

Tatay"

Inday: "Physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage
to
one's body. It is therefore essential that once in a while we take a
break
from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."

-sabi ni Inday sa amo noong humingi siya ng dayoff

Misis: Inday, bakit mo binenta yung sirang silya?

Inday: I have computed the chair's fair value less cost to sell, and
the
value in use using projections for 5 years and a pre-tax discount
rate. Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the
chair. This in accordance with PAS18 on Revenue, PAS16 on Property,
Plant,
and Equipment, and PAS36 on Impairment of Assets!

Misis: ADIK ka talaga Inday!

O SYA, TAMA NA YAN AT PUNASAN MO NA ANG IYONG NOSEBLEED.
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PostSubject: Re: si Inday..   Mon May 26 2008, 13:34

nyahhh napaka sosyal naman ni inday!english speaking talo pa ang amo.... chili
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PostSubject: Re: si Inday..   Wed May 28 2008, 10:20

nyahhh nyahhh Salamat sa Jokes sis!

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PostSubject: Re: si Inday..   Wed May 28 2008, 19:39

di kinaya ito grabehhhhhhhh!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: si Inday..   Fri May 30 2008, 09:12

sosyal si INDAY rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh rolling 4 laugh thanks fayet
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PostSubject: Re: si Inday..   Fri May 30 2008, 17:33

sosyal nga c inday. nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: si Inday..   Wed Jun 04 2008, 05:07

nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh thanks
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PostSubject: Re: si Inday..   Wed Jun 04 2008, 13:11

nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh
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PostSubject: Re: si Inday..   Sun Jun 08 2008, 20:15

rolling 4 laugh di kinaya ng powers ko si inday rolling 4 laugh
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